Dick's Next Stop T Shirt

NEXT STOP: DICK’S DRIVE THRU 👽🛸

Some people want a quiet little T-shirt.
This ain’t that.

This shirt says:
“Yeah… I know where the good drinks are.”

Soft. Comfortable. Weird in all the right ways.
Perfect for drive-thru runs, summer nights, concerts, bonfires, or confusing old people at Walmart.

Warning:
May cause strangers to ask,
“Wait… where is Dick’s Drive Thru?”

Available now before the aliens abduct all the good sizes. 🚀

Order the shirt and we will email you when it's time for pick at the window.