BEN DRANKIN T-SHIRT

History class would be way more interesting if Ben Franklin was rolling around with a dirty soda.

The BEN DRANKIN tee takes one of America’s founding fathers and gives him the patriotic glow-up he never knew he needed. Rocking shades? No. Holding a Dick’s Drive-Thru Fuel drink like he just discovered electricity for the second time? Absolutely.

This shirt is made for:

• Freedom enthusiasts

• Dirty soda addicts

• BBQ professionals

• People who believe hydration should be fun

• Anyone with elite-level dad joke energy

Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to get laughs wherever you go, this is the perfect shirt for summer nights, fireworks, tailgates, or your next drive-thru fuel run.

Features

• Premium soft-style tee

• Unisex fit

• High-quality vintage-style print

• Lightweight and comfortable

• Pairs perfectly with questionable decisions and nugget ice

Warning

Wearing this shirt may result in:

• Random strangers saying “That shirt is incredible”

• Increased thirst

• Bald eagle sightings

• Explaining the joke to at least three people per day

America wasn’t built on quitters.

And Ben Drankin wasn’t built on water.

Pull Thru. Fuel Up. Stay Lit.