WTF IS A KILOMETER? T-SHIRT

Listen… we’re not here to do math.

The "WTF IS A KILOMETER?" tee is peak backyard BBQ energy. Featuring a mullet-rocking eagle in aviators and enough patriotic attitude to make a fireworks stand nervous, this shirt was made for freedom-loving legends everywhere.

Perfect for:

• 4th of July parties

• Lake weekends

• Tailgates

• Cookouts

• Beer runs

• Explaining absolutely nothing to absolutely nobody

Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to get laughs, this is the kind of shirt that becomes the official uniform of summer.

Features

• Premium soft-style tee

• Unisex fit

• Lightweight and breathable

• High-quality print

• Pairs well with fireworks and bad decisions

Warning

Wearing this shirt may result in:

• Bald eagles appearing overhead

• Your uncle yelling “HELL YEAH”

• Random high fives

• Refusing to use the metric system out of principle

Because around here…

We measure freedom in miles.